UR MOMMA
when you want to diss someone with no better comeback, or a corny comeback
dude, jus quit baseball, u can’t hit for ur life if it depended on you.
yea, well, ur momma can’t hit for her life if it depended on her.
ur momma
mr. white: ur momma!
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