Urban Beat off
searching urban dictionary for the most disgusting and foul s-xual maneuvers, and beating off to them.
psychiatrist: what did you do last night?
me: i spent like 5 hours performing an urban beat off.
psychiatrist: again? what definition this time?
me: the boston pancake got me so h-rny that i beat my little d-ck around til it was black and blue.
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