Urban Bitchionary
n. – a girl who p-ssive-aggressively submits something on urban dictionary that talks sh-t about someone in hopes they will somehow see it and understand
girl: look at my new urban dictionary post! “yearbook editor: a stupid floozy sl-t who punches babies and eats bibles for breakfast and steals boyfriends because she’s a stupid b-tch and has a mole on her nipple.”
boy: hey now, don’t be such an urban b-tchionary. the yearbook editor is really sweet, and you’re just mad she put that picture of you p–ping in a cup in the yearbook.
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