urban confessional
the act of subst-tuting confession with urban dictionary while using an alias to clear your conscious
ashamed from jacking off in the tomato garden and disenfranchised from learning the fresh vegetables in his salad came from said garden lloyd took to the internet under the alias tomato wackier to clear his conscious, it was a urban confessional.
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