urban dick-less
a state of such profound boredom because there are no males around to fondle/no females in the vicinity to remind a male he does in fact still have a working package. the bored person then spends the majority of the day reading urban dictionary definitions and laughing in a rocking fashion to themselves. and perhaps also scaring off their cat/cobra/rock
“i wore my pink socks yesterday to sleep and felt like a princess!”~ normal person with a social life in everyday conversation.
-hysterical laughter- ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom…
“ha.. what?”
“you said ‘pink sock’! you know…”
“no…”
“oh… man, i clearly have been urban d-ck-less for too long.”
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