Urban Dicrastination
spending all of your time on urban dictionary when you should be doing something else (such as writing a paper, studying for an exam, preparing for something important, etc.).
joe: “hey man, are you ready for the final?”
bob: “not at all, i spent all night urban dicrastinating.”
joe: “did you finish your section of our group project?”
bob: “no…sorry…i have a real urban dicrastination problem…”
joe: “but you had two weeks to do it!”
bob: “i know, i learned about six-thousand new words…”
joe: “i didn’t finish my paper, i urban dicrastinated all night”
bob: “same here bro, i spent like seven hours on the live section alone watching people vote up or down on words”
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- Urban Dicslexia
a learning disability wherein the sufferer is unable to tell the difference between a clumsy portmanteau and a genuine neologism; as seen in many urban dictionary users. n-body actually uses the words trusticle, faceboink or kitchenheimer’s; not unless they have urban dicslexia.
- Urban-Dic-Rush
when you suddenly have your mind filled with great new words to share with the world and you decide to add them all to the urban dictionary. john: “want to grab a meal?” sally: “no, i’ve just had an urban-dic-rush!” john: “you’re a man!!!” sally: “no you dope! i’ve made new words to share with […]
- Urban Dicsmay
the initial emotion of dismay upon discovering someone has been about two years quicker than you in adding ‘your’ definition to urban dictionary. ah man i don’t believe it! i thought i’d invented a whole new dance move last night that was going to sweep the nation. there i was larging it up to a […]
- urban dic tater
putz parked totally on urban dictionary over-obsessing on absorbing entries or getting published. close relative to urban dichead. geek #1: “milf! courgarlicious… that’s one silver fox trot. a jamie lee coitus. what do you think, dude?” geek #2: “get a life. i think you’re becoming an urban dic tater.”
- Urban dic spitter
a person that rejects potential urban dictionary definitions thanks for your definition of ‘urban dic spitter’! editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.