Urban Dictionart
a misspelling of urban dictionary. it’s supposed to be -urban dictionary there, fellow.
dumb-ss 1: duahgh, lets go luuk up urban dictionary on dah urban dictionary. ha ha ha!
dumb-ss 2: duagh, ok.
-dumb-ss 1 types “urban dictionart” in the searchbar-
dumb-ss 1: wathaf-k, dere’s only wan defintion, and its buy dis dumazz called “a definer”. wat a stupid azz naem.
-smart person walks by-
smart person: h-llo there! um, sorry to interrupt, but you made a typo. it’s supposed to be spelled ‘urban dictionary’.
dumb-ss 1: go away dumazz i f-ked ur mom in her bedrom last nite.
dumb-ss 2: yeah, wat he said, u litle b-tch. go hoem and lik ur garndma’s pussay.
smart person: okay, okay! i was just trying to be nice. -smart person, annoyed by the conversation, adjusts his backpack and walks away.-
-smart person goes on getting an admission into harvard, a degree in neuroscience, and a six figure salary career as a neuroscientist. he meets the love of his life through his friend/co-worker, and they end up having three kids together.-
-meanwhile, dumb-ss 1 and 2 spend about an hour trying to figure out the correct spelling for “urban dictionary”. a year later they both drop out of school, where they are provided for by their parents. they don’t homeschool, or any kind of school. when they both turn 18, they get into all sorts of drugs. dumb-ss 2 takes a huge dose of every drug he can find, so he could have the “ultimate trip” as he called it. this killed him. his body still lies in a ditch somewhere. dumb-ss 1 ends up working at mcdonald’s for the rest of his life.
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