urban douchenary
refers to douchebags who dream out disgusting fantasies and then post them on this site as if everyone: 1) knows what the h-ll they are talking about; and 2) cares.
“hey… have you ever heard of a medium johnsonrod carolina hot sauce flapper?”
“no… it must be something some urban douchenary made up.”
a urbandouchenary has no life and spends most of his time on definithing. these people have two friends one of them is another person who almost loves starwars as much him. and the other is him mom. this person has all the starwars action figures books, movies, comics, pajamas. etc. this person has talked to a girl once in his life, but stopped because everyone saw his tiny b-n-r. this person is going to kill himself before he is 25. or whenever starwars is forgotten.
chad: hey dad want to see what i did on definithing??
dad: no, shut the f-ck up! your an urbandouchenary..go die!
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