urban dragoon
the act of forcing/coercing someone into looking up an urban dictionary definition that they would never look up on their own.
i was urban dragooned by my friend who suggested i go find out what alabama hot pocket meant. i wish i hadn’t. my retinas are irrevocably damaged.
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