urban forestry


the art of male grooming of the ‘forest’ area. although mainly by posh gentlemen, can sometimes apply to a ‘lady’ with quite a forest patch which needs to be ‘deknotted’ or tidied up.
i say old chap. one simply cannot make lunch today. one has a man coming round to help me with my urban forestry

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