Urban Golfing
a drinknig gam invented at washington college located in historic chestertown, maryland. urban golfing involves meandering around campus with a golf club, tennis ball, and large amounts of alocohol. one hits the tennis ball and follows the direction while consuming adult beverages.
it’s nice today let’s go urban golfing!
real clubs and real b-lls, just on the wrong kind of course. hit the cars, smash the windows, hit that guy with the club instead of the ball.
smack em in the head. golf time.
golfing in any urban or city area. must have a minimum of 3 people and 3 different clubs (ex: driver, 9 iron, putter) each player can only carry one club. the objective is to play golf but you make whatever you want a hole and play where the ball lands, even if it means a flower garden, a car hood or even a roof.
p.s.
avoid police and home owners at all times
try to be liek arnold and tiger, just dont sleep with 30 women if your married lol
joe along with the drive put a nice dent into the pickup truck on the third hole aka ms. roses flower garden while urban golfing last sunday, not everyone is tiger or arnold!
hitting duct tape b-lls with a sand wedge at cars or houses
golf on the streets
Read Also:
- Urban Googling
urban googling is when a word/term doesn’t make sense, and you need to know what it means, but you know you won’t find it in a dictionary so you look on urbandictionary.com guy1: dude! wtf is a glomp! guy2:i dunno guy1: screw it, i’m urban googling
- urban gorilla
a negro or black person or n-gg- look at those “urban gorillas” carying that african ham over there all-nighter dance/rave nights in the u.k. where they play break beats, drum & b-ss, acid/techno house, generally most of the people there are on e urban gorilla is shortened to ug, most people that go are regulars […]
- Urban Grammar
sh-tty grammar that you find on almost all the definitions on urbandictionary.com regular grammar: “how are you doing today.” urban grammar: “how iz you dewing 2dey!”
- Urban Grass
a slang term for weed, otherwise known as marijuana. smoke that urban gr-ss before it burns out.
- urban gravy
the gelatinous, slimy, filthy, gravy that coats the streets and gutters of manhattan after a steamy summer rain. it is nasty on the nose and both slippery and treacherous on the feet. i busted my -ss getting out of the cab after my foot slipped on a steaming gob of urban gravy.