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urban hazard

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• lorax tree

  when your d-ck has fuzz on the tip of the d-ck instead of the normal pubic spot. “my girlfriend was turned off after she saw my lorax tree” “doctor: i’m afraid you have a bad case of the lorax tree”

• niga flip

  when you buy a house at foreclosure and intend to fix it up but never do, so sell it for just enough to make $1000.00 “the cavs were having a good season so i had to sell the house” “did you fix it up?” “nope, niga flip!”

• salfar

  s-xy beast gives nice finger jobs good at soccer big man hey salfar what’s up girl come with me to my house

• way too fucking loud

  something extraordinarily amplified in volume the teenagers’ music can be way too f-cking loud at times.

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