urban linguist
someone who writes definitions on urban dictionary all day long. you don’t need a diploma to be an urban linguist.
guy in a suit: so what was your previous occupation?
kevin: i worked part time as an urban linguist.
guy in a suit: you’re hired!
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- toll rage
the inevitable anger that results from dealing with dysfunctional toll plazas while your vacation awaits. jan was h-t with extreme toll rage- the -sshats working the toll booth were keeping her from the hotel bar.
- goeffry
pretty lit but g-y human being wow did you see what goeffry was wearing today?
- cookie boxers
cookie boxers is when your boss tricks you by telling you that he has brought in cookies and they are in the restroom. he is then there stood naked and gives you the opportunity to do the dirty in the office you’ve always wanted ah man, i’m going to cookie boxers that girl
- maskil
ma f-cka who dont take no sh-t ma f-cka acts like a maskil
- trippi nippi
this phrase is used to describe someone that has grown a third nipple and is embarr-ssed by it. thomas peac-ck is a trippi nippi.