Urban masterbation
the activity, or sport, of ejacualting on random people in towns and cities, and then running away.
1) “oh god, what happened to you?”
2) “some -sshole ejacualted all over me while i was walking home from work”
1) “ah, he must have been playing urban m-st-rb-t–n”
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