Urban-nomenclature
when someone looks up their name on urban dictionary and are all like “soooo true!!”
they then go on to show their friends who then scroll down the page, and laugh that some person defined it as “an angry lesbian.” if male, the subject of the taunt will then say “i guess technically i’m a lesbian…” in order to confirm his heteros-xuality!
person 1: guys look at my name! it says “god, destroyer of worlds!” sooo true!!!
person 2: -scrolls down- but it says here that your gay….
person 1: -scrolls further down- ha! says “has gay friends!”
person 2: f-ck urban-nomenclature!
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