urban pervert
a f-got author that spends too much time on this site. don’t get me wrong this site is great … but man! get a life!
hi i’m urban pervert i have fun making definitions like p-n-s v-g-n- and custard canon.
an author who is h-m-phobic and likes corrective rape, and really just all kinds of not okay s-xual har-ssment. probably has never had a girlfriend. or talked to a girl.
hiiiii i am urban pervert i have no friends so i spend all my time masturbating or on urban dictionary yay for me and my insular, f-cked-up lifestyle.
1. an author on urbandictionary.com. known for making definitions for s-x-related words.
2. a pervert that lives in an urban area. usually likes to go round looking up ladies’ skirts.
1. have you heard of urban pervert? his definitions on urbandictionary.com are gross!
2. check out that urban pervert looking up peoples’ skirts!
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