Urban Phonetic Alphabet
the urban phonetic alphabet was developed in the early 1970s by 12 high school seniors appointed by a secret society known as the “the chieftain 12” its intent was to be intelligible (and pr-nounceable) to all urban allies in the heat of s-xual battle. it replaced other phonetic alphabets, for example the us military “able baker” alphabet.
“man meo was the only guy to use the urban phonetic alphabet in the heat of s-xual battle on that hottie jb at walker’s bas-m-nt party”
• a – -sswhip
• b – b-ttplug
• c – cl-toris
• d – d-cups
• e – exotic
• f – freaky
• g – gonad
• h – hottie
• i – intercourse
• k – kinky
• l – lovemuscle
• m – moneyshot
• n – naughty
• o – organism
• p – poontang
• q – quickie
• r – rimjob
• s – s-xtoy
• t – tah-tahs
• u – upskirt
• v – vibrator
• w – whiskeyd-ck
• x – xxx rated
• y – yanker
• z – zigzag
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