Urban Pikey
a once time traveller with no fixed abode, but can be seen living in rented (normally council owned/run) property. they have usually lived in or currently own a house with wheels predominantly on farmland/ private land. they may appear civilised but , like foxes they are wild and cannot be tamed and should be shot. there political views are generally conservative and resist progress at every turn , due to them aspiring to live like a victorian peasant.
that james b is such an “urban pikey”
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