Urban Spoon
when riding on public transport and being spooned due to over crowding or someone is just a creep
woke up to this creep pressing up so close i could feel his junk, he was straight up urban spooning me
when you or someone you know lays down next to a b-m in the city and cuddles with them, also known as spooning.
tom: whoa, that b-m smells like p-ss.
john: i dare you to urbanspoon him.
john: i’ll buy you beer tonight if you do it.
a urbanspoon happens when you are walking downtown or in the city and your significant other comes up behind you and holds you/gives you a hug from behind.
dude, they just totally urbanspooned.
it’s not polite to urbanspoon in front of old people.
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