urban sprinting
the act of pretending to steal an item from a store, and subsequently sprinting away from the security guard. can be a form of compet-tion based on who can make it from said store to the nearest fast food chain as soon as possible.
hey steve! i’m bored lets go to the mall for some urban sprinting!
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