Urban Stiffy
the b-n-r that results from actually imgaining all the crazy s-xual sh-t on this website.
bro 1 “dude what’s with the j-zz all over the computer?”
bro 2 “i got an urban stiffy while on urb dic. the cleveland steamer did it for me, i had to jack off right onto my keyboard.”
mother “seriously?! again?!”
a stiffy you get from wandering the suburbs and checkin out the fresh talent
ooooh, that b-tch is so fine she’s given me an urban stiffy!
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