urban walrus
n. obese fat woman with a beard or a huge fat man with questionable gender. looks like a walrus standing upright
holy cr-p look at that urban walrus shes taking up five seats.
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1. to w-nk in a public place, with or without others knowledge. the true master of the urban w-nk can do it in a place so obvious that no one takes any notice. 2. much like public s-x. but without the partner. “oh my g-d, is he doing what i think he is!” “urban w-nking? […]
- urban whitefish
used condom (orig. the new york city sanitation department) i found some urban whitefish on the boardwalk at coney island.
- Urban Wanking
w-nking in a public place. a common place for this would be in public toilets and telephone boxes but can also be done in the high street. omg that guy is urban w-nking in the telephone box!
- Urban-Wide Dissing
when urban dictionary users type in names of people who they don’t like. descriptions of these people include nasty sayings about who ever is being typed -janice looks at the screen- doug- a stupid c-ckblocker who looks like a sh-t janice- wow, really, enough with the urban-wide dissing
- Urban Wikipedia
n. a hypothetical future version of urban dictionary in which it is innundated by entries that are not so much definitions of words as they are extended, elborate, and baffling encyclopedia-style entries on pointless minutae (see wikipedia). “entries on characters from stargate sg1? when did this turn into urban wikipedia?” “who the f-ck keeps submitting […]