urgemeter
an intrinsic meter that resides within a person enabling them to either control, or lose control of their weird, h-m- erotic urges against non-gay friends of the same s-x.
“sh-t, i can’t believe i let myself get pineconed by huey again, he had me all wrapped up like a jimmy dean sandwich on the wrestling mat in his bas-m-nt. he obviously couldn’t control his urgemeter again”…
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