urgeturd
anyone you know personally or work related that will dither for weeks or months about making a decision or providing doc-ments required for a task, and once they decide/provide, will call you every five minutes asking “are you done yet?”
you work as a loan officer and have coached, cajoled and counseled an urget-rd for weeks or months, and just days before sends in required doc-ments to start the approval process and starts the process of calling your every five minutes for a decision.
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