urinary boner
perhaps the worst of all b-n-rs, this b-n-r occurs when one really has to p-ss. it normally appears during what was originally an uneventful walk to cl-ss, or whilst playing a friendly game of parcheesi with some bomb–ss broads. only goes away after relieving oneself…
control your fluid intake, you idiot. no one wants one of these bad boys to pop up in the middle of nowhere.
“dude you ready to go now?”
“can’t brah; i’ve got a raging b-n-r of the urinary variety.
“a urinary b-n-r?!? i understand…”
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