Urination Kit


a phrase used when frustrated or angry at something or someone. also, a small tube inserted into the urethra to cause urination flow to be transported into the mouth cavity.

also referred to as “lemonade rain on my t-ts.” best used while queefing.
“jesus christ carrie! where the h-ll is my urination kit?!?”

“my t-ts are so thirsty, i wish i had my urination kit!”

“oh urination kit! i’m sick of all these stupid jews all over my property! stupid cheap sh-ts!”

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