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  a way of saying “your an -ss” in a creative manner. best works online. s-xy beast: dude, i made eighty bucks last night curly haired douche bag: urine -ss

• urine balls

  that nasty collection of plastic b-lls at the playgrounds of fast food restaurants across this great country of ours. those b-lls aren’t wet because it rained, it’s because some kid peed in the play structure. child: “mom, can i go play? i’m done with my happy meal.” mom: “yes, just be sure to stay out […]

• Urine Bidet

  when a women straddles the toilet taking an enormous hot log while her gentleman friend urinates powerfully into her -sshole removing any remaining fecal matter, like a bidet toilet. my girlfriend indulged in an huge smothered green chile burrito and i had to give her a urine bidet to clean that nasty stank out.

• Urineboat

  someone who is so galactically stupid, it gives you a headache to think down at their level. also, just the very sight of said person tends to take you off your appet-te for 3-4 days. “…he is pretty d-mn stupid. he thinks he’s funny, he thinks he’s cute, what a urineboat.”

• urine bomb

  those lovely bottles of “lemonade” you see in the ditches while you are driving down a highway. usually emitted by truckers peeing into bottles so they don’t have to slow their trip down to stop and use the restroom. oh gross, look at all the urine bombs next to mr. belding’s house.

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