urine balls
that nasty collection of plastic b-lls at the playgrounds of fast food restaurants across this great country of ours. those b-lls aren’t wet because it rained, it’s because some kid peed in the play structure.
child: “mom, can i go play? i’m done with my happy meal.”
mom: “yes, just be sure to stay out of the urine b-lls.”
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- Urineboat
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- urine bomb
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- urine boy
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