Urine Flow Unit
a measure to describe the rate of liquid flow. one urine flow unit, or ufu, is equivalent to the rate of a normal, unhurried p-ss. a full bladder may dispense urine in excess of one (1) ufu.
the utility of the urine flow unit is not restricted to bodily fluid, but indeed any flow of beverage, water, or other liquid.
ufu is an american standard measure. to convert to metric, multiply by 1.54.
whoa, the milk dispenser in d2 is really crankin’ out the skim milk today. i’d say it’s gotta be in excess of 4 urine flow units.
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