Uringasm
the tingling sensation you get at the tip of the -n-s when peeing after holding it in for a long time, almost feeling like you -j-c-l-t-d without fornicating.
dude 1: dude pull over, i have to pee.
dude 2: didn’t you go before we left? check in the back of the van to see if there’s a bottle for you to pee in.
dude 1: nawh can’t find it…ugh…i have to…go…nowwww!!!! uwwwwaaaaahhhh!!!!!
-pees from the back seat all the way to the front seat windshield-
dude 2: dude wtf?! how did you do that?
dude 1: i just had a uringasm and it felt great!
dude 2: that was awesome, i’m really p-ssed off that you did that but still impressed!
the shiver you get during or after urination.
“dude, i was just p-ssing in the toilet and i had a total uringasm. so, i’m sorry but i accidentally p-ssed on your floor.”
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to p-ss on someone you dont like either physically or metaphorically dude that guy was totally urinhating all over your -ss…go take a shower.
- uriniarium
another term for bathroom or urinal. man, i gotta hit the uriniarium really quick.
- urinialphobia
the fear of standing between two men at a public urinal. “i think most men suffer from urinalphobia at some stage in their lives” – dr phil sp-ce
- urinine
this is slang for urinate. god im drunk, i have to urinine. the first time a guy pees right after s-x. it feels so good it’s better than a urinate, it’s a urinine. it was great, dude. right after i hit that, i went into the bathroom for a urinine.
- Urinism
urinism describes recently partnerned peoples inability to speak in the singular person any more… the “i” is replaced with “we”… they are talking in “we” hence the urinism… urinism in practice “we can not come out tonight because we are staying in to watch a dvd with a bottle of vino…” or “we do not […]