URN Daytimer


a person who can achieve just about anything they put their mind to. they are pretty much invincible, and to boot their dewy complexions and agreeable features continue to defy the term ‘having a face for radio’.
‘wait , did that person just cure cancer by blinking their eyes?’
‘oh yeah, but they’re a urn daytimer so it’s not surprising.’
‘seriously? so that guy on tv last week who climbed mount everest on a sp-ce hopp-‘
‘…a urn daytimer. yeah.’

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