Urnal Humper
a guy that when using a urnal, gets so close to it, he practically looks like he is humping it. usually someone who is insecure about p-n-s size, shape, etc., so they feel the need to avoid all chances of anyone else seeing. common in boys ages 8-16
while walking out of the locker room:
guy: did you see ethan back there?
guy 2: yeah, he’s such a urnal humper! i thought he was going pee all over himself
guy: probably just has a small d-ck
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