Use the Vorce
using the sympathy generated from a recent divorce as a way of picking up guys or girls on rebound; either for the recipient or target.
nb: especially effective in situations with friends called luke
jim: go lay it on that girl over there
luke: im not sure im ready after my divorce.
jim: use the vorce, luke.
jess: what about that cute guy over there?
sera: i heard he just got divorced; what do you think?
jess: use the vorce sara, he’ll be well up for it.
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