Used Bandage
it’s what the inside of your tighty whities look like the morning after you have s-x with a woman on her period.
i hooked up with that chic last night, and this morning i woke up with a used bandage!
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notional name for bakery outlet stores (such as what are run by weber and orowheat) that sell products at discount rates. origin is obscure, but probably comes by -n-logy that something that’s previously used is a lot cheaper than something that’s new. usage is considered silly. we picked up food at the used bread store […]
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