useful


a sly way to deem something worthy of masturbation.
that sparkle motion dance skit from donnie darko was really useful.
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something deemed worthy of masturbation
the sparkle motion dance skit from donnie darko is useful.
used to describe something good or even great, from sportscenter during the gold clips…useful show
that’s a useful putt there.

my dog just bit that guy…useful pup that is.

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  • Useful Act

    when you do something useful for the world. it can be anything big or small, long-term or a once off. something that you wish more people just did, anything that you’ve wanted to do for ages but haven’t got round to, or just something nice for someone. “i just spent an hour helping out my […]

  • Useful as nipples on a breastplate

    completely useless; just for looks can also be said about batman’s uniform that’s about as useful as nipples on a breastplate!

  • use it

    to defecate or urinate. “ooooh girl, my belly rumblin’. i think i got to use it.” 1 more definition a phrase that a h-m–school started saying to p-ss people off and has no direct meaning. because of it’s uselessness other people get frustrated. many austin area high school tennis teams say this. after scoring a […]

  • usefuling

    the process of making something useful, to make good use of and object,place, or person. p. (you-ss-full-ing) (playing halo 3) – dude, wat are you doing? – oh, just playing forge. i’m usefuling my edited map.

  • useitation

    when you are asked to come to an event because you can “cover it” in some way (online). me: someone asked me to a party. him: that’s great! me: not really, it’s a useitation to get me to tweet about it.


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