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• useless as tits on a boar hog

  southern slang to describe a person, place, event or item in which there is little or no value; in the same way that t-ts are of no use on a male hog. gosh i don’t know why the boss hired that lazy -ssed guy to work here, he is as “useless as t-ts on a […]

• useless boob

  a girl who makes herself available to the men around her, allowing them to think she will perform certain s-xual favours, whilst not in fact ever performing such favours. hence useless b–b. the b–b is there, but useless as she will not allow anyone to make “use” of it. g-d leala, you’re such a useless […]

• Useless Bush

  a female of little or no value like an overgrown shrub that takes up valuable lawn sp-ce. “are you going to see that girl again?” “no, she was just useless bush.”

• useless cow

  woman utterly without worth. not able to perform simple tasks or be relied upon to do any thing. from the latin emmaus mandamus. related words slack mole jezz your x wife is a useless cow. can’t believe you are still going out with that useless cow.

• useless crap

  any and all computer software,that does nothing more than add unneeded “eye candy” and suck the resources and memory from your computer. this f-cking xp black edition,is a total piece of “useless cr-p” that turned my kick–ss computer in to a boat anchor.

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