Useless fuckwhistle


a person who cannot comprehend or execute the simplest of tasks
“my f-cking roommate was so ignorant that they opened the box of cereal from the wrong end, and i opened it from the opposite end, and it spilled all over the floor! she is such a useless f-ckwhistle

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