usrsf
united states redneck special forces
a highly cl-ssified special forces division from the southern united states. they are called in when all hope is lost. these big ‘ol gun loving boys with their 2nd amendment were dropped off in the middle east and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1) the season just opened up today.
2) there is no bag limit
3) they taste just like deer
4) they don’t like beer, pickups, country music, or jesus
5) they are directly responsible for the death of dale earnhardt sr.
the pentagon expects the problem in the middle east to be over by friday
isis? ha. nothing the usrsf can’t handle
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