USS Nimitz


only the most feared military vehicle in the world!
“that is one fearful military vehicle,” brent stated. “it must be the uss nimitz!” exclaimed curt.
short for “never imagined myself in this zoo.”
army man: i’m deploying to afghanistan next week. what about you?
navy man: uss nimitz.
army man: and what are you going to do on a boat for 6 months with a bunch of men and not enough women?
navy man: i am an accountant.
army man: …
navy man: what?
army man: …gtfo, squid.

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