UTerus
the university of texas symbol. it’s supposed to be the front of a longhorn’s head, but it looks a lot like the ventral profile of a woman’s womb.
many longhorns wear burnt orange shirts with a white uterus on them.
1. the part of a female in which a fetus grows.
2. that organ that hurts like h-ll once a month thanks to a lovely thing called cramps.
3. something men don’t but should have because they deserve to feel like someone has ripped out their uteri, thrown them on the floor, and stomped on them just to watch the blood ooze and gurgle onto the shiny new tile.
4. not the part into which the p-n-s and/or b-lls are inserted. that’s anatomically impossible, morons.
3. oh, are you a man? oh, you don’t have a uterus? well, here, watch as i rip off your b-lls and throw them down before a herd of stampeding cattle. get it yet?
the “oven” part of “there a bun in the oven.” where the fetus lives.
i can see your uterus.
1. the part of a female in which a fetus grows.
2. that organ that hurts like h-ll once a month thanks to a lovely thing called cramps.
3. something men don’t but should have because they deserve to feel like someone has ripped out their uteri, thrown them on the floor, and stomped on them just to watch the blood ooze and gurgle onto the shiny new tile.
4. not the part into which the p-n-s and/or b-lls are inserted. that’s anatomically impossible, morons.
3. oh, are you a man? oh, you don’t have a uterus? well, here, watch as i rip off your b-lls and throw them down before a herd of stampeding cattle. get it yet?
an individual whom you are f-cking around with that happens to be a good 4-5 years younger than you.
spam: omg you won’t believe who ty is dating?
sven: why?
spam: he’s still in high school, he’s like 5 years younger.
sven: omg ty’s with a uterus?!
an area on a woman created by pants/shorts that might be a little to big or incorrectly fitted that causes a small bulge or bunched area in the crotch area. resembling the shape of a uterus.
“those pants are giving you a weird uterus region”
“dont buy those shorts, they give you a uterus”.
object that your male friend penetrates while -b-mping uglies- usually painful for the one night stand lady.
while johnny f-cked sally, she screamed in pain, because johnny was penetrating her uterus.
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