Utility boobs
when a woman stores most of her belongings (money, cell phone, id, cigarettes, etc.) in her bra.
charlie- “i asked to b-m a smoke from kristen and she pulled a pack out of her bra.”
steve- “she’s got utility b–bs bro.”
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the utility closet, or “u.c.” as it is otherwise commonly known, is the location of the fuse box, water heater, and power source for any house in frindel lane and/or overlook lane. they are commonly used for nighttime hangouts, and more often, areas for blaze sessions involving marijuana in many forms, such as a blunt, […]
- Utility Designer
a utility designer is a web designer who is an expert in many areas of design, coding and online marketing. wow, he can design, code and market the website, he’s a utility designer!
- utility nail
when you let a fingernail grow (usually the thumb or index finger) so it’s just long enough to perform handy tasks. this can be useful for opening packages, scr-ping stuff, picking your nose (if you’re so inclined), self defense, plucking a stringed instrument, itching scratches… etc. guy 1: hey bill, do you need some scissors […]
- utility wank
masturbation, not initiated out of s-xual arousal, but to achieve a goal, like relieving pressure or to become tired. i couldn’t sleep, so i utility w-nked. i wasn’t even h-rny, it was just a utility w-nk so i could go to sleep.
- utilize
a subst-tute for the word “use” to be employed when you want to make something sound more important or difficult than it really is. person says: “we utilize an alphabetical schematic to organize our records.” translate: “we file doc-ments alphabetically.” 2 more definitions the filthiest non-dirty word ever. seriously, just say it. i utilized your […]