Utnapishtim
from: the epic of gilgamesh. a king and priest of shurrupak. the god ea tells him to build a f-cking boat. he listens. he carried his wife and animals to safety. the f-cking noah of mesopotamia!
warning: do not mix him up with urshanabi
utnapishtim the ending looks like sh-t i’m like im going to sh-t cause it’s f-cking noah
urshanabi the ending looks like hanna bi (but pr-nunced like by) like how did hannah get acroos the river? by urshanabi the ferrymen duh!
i’m going to sh-t because it’s the f-cking noah of mestpotamia- utnapishtim!
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