utter faggitory
the sheer disregard of being a normal male and conforming to current perceived fashion “requirements” ie: pink shirts, skinny jeans, three quater shorts, large coloured sunglasees and flat brim hats, also the like for auto tune and ballods of pop tunes help in this qualification, purple shirts and “v neck” also help to qualify.
upon witnessing a young male listening to “kanye west” or “lil wayne” while wearing a purple v neck shirt and three quater shorts……” you sir demonstrate utter f-ggitory”
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