V-bomb

to leave an angry, explosive voicemail riddled with expletives.
hey bro- listen to this v bomb sally just left me “i’m breaking up with you, you no good, son of a b-tch, c-ck gobbling, piece of sh-t”

hey bob, have a listen to the v bomb that crazy employee left on my answering machine “you can take this job and shove it into your -n-l archives of bullsh-t, you micro-f-cking-weak -ss manager.”
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when a female reveals to a male that she is a virgin, thus still holding her v-card.
“player, i had every intention of f-cking this girl until she dropped the v-bomb on me!”
the v bomb stands for a woman admitting to a potential mate that she is a virgin and plans to remain so until mariage.

the droping of the v bomb usually brings an abrupt end to any budding relationship.
-dude, why did you breakup with this chick?
-she totally dropped the v bomb on me…
-ouch!
extreme s-xual position requiring a run up and a 6 ft drop, when the woman -ssumes the position (lying on her back with her legs in a v-shape up in the air, the male runs and jumps from a balcony or ledge preferably over 6ft and lands crotch to crotch on the woman.
“oh dude, i tried the v-bomb with my girlfriend last night, jumped from the landing and broke her hip, worth it though”
1) if you know you are going to bone a chick for the first time, m-st-rb-t- several times to the point of disinterest, then drop a v–gr-, put on a condom. at this point you should be fully erect with practically zero sensation in your p-n-s and can pound the girl to your heart’s content or until she politely asks you to stop. guaranteed requests for a return engagement.

2) pretty much the same as the first, but instead of masterbating, get so whiskey-d-cked drunk that you have no hope of getting it up, pop a v–gr- and go to work. tricky to balance the s-x and not p-ssing out though.
(1) “you know debbie from accounting? i v-bombed her so hard last night. i thought i was going to have trouble getting it up considering i jerked it like 3 times beforehand and she’s kindof fugly, but the little blue pill always does the trick.”

(2) “my friend ran into one of the risks of the drunken v-bombing, that is, his girlfriend removed the condom after he p-ssed out and f-cked his v–gr- hardened p-n-s until he came; now she says she’s late.”
street bought valium rumored to be dog sleeping pills or horse sleeping pills
man im off my f-cking skull, took a load of v-bombs and can hardly stand up

yow bra your speech is all slurred was you on the v-bombs last night…

you can hardly walk in a straight line have you been popping vbombs?
abnormally attractive ent-ty of the female -ssortment. (i.e. super s-xy babe)

derived from v-g-n- bomb and compacted into a handy, portable version.
1: “what do you think of her?”
2: “she’s a total v-bomb”
1: “nice!”
noun. your v-bomb is your virginity. similar to a v card.
how do you know chris?
oh, i dropped my v-bomb on him.

“i still have my v-bomb”