V-Chip

one of the most diobolical technoligies invented by soccer moms. it blocks “inappropriate content” anything rated tv14 and up. the most pointless things invented too.
nnnnooooooooooooooooooooooo!
what?
my parents got a tv with a v-chip!
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!you suck!!!!
wasted technology because
a. n-body knows how to use it
b. n-body really cares
idiotic built-in thing on most new tvs for parents to facistly control what you can see on tv. invented by lame overprotective soccer moms with too much time on their hands.
“haha! i figured out how to unlock the v-chip! i can watch mtv now!”
1) an item that is installed into your brain that gives you a good deal of electric shock when you say something vulgar. first installed into the mind of eric cartman, of south park, colorado.

2) something that goes into your television set to “protect” children from what they’re going to see in two years.
1)what i can’t say p-ss–zzt- ahhhhhh!!!

2) what the f-ck i’m 13 years old and i need this sh-t on tv?!
an electronic device used to block television shows and stations.

mostly used by people i don’t know.
if the contollor person in your house decides they only want you to wacth “nova” they can set it so that th v-chip will only allow you to wacth pbs on your television.
chip created in the early 1990’s? that allows parents to control tv channels viewed by their children. yet utterly found useless for the fact that most adults are ignorant when it comes to new technologies such as computers and anything digital and were unable to use them.
his mom bought a v-chip for the tv but doesn’t know how to use it.
a crazy chip the fcc is making a requirement for all tvs.
it would be wise to figure out how to gain control of your v-chip before your parents do.

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