V-Hamm
a 7 inch erect p-n-s, as measured from the center of the b-tt hole, between the t-st-cl-s, and up the under belly of the shaft to the tip of said p-n-s. measured by ones wife or loved one.
i don’t care how much bigger your hands are than me. my wife measured me last night and i have a stout, fat, v-hamm.
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