V-Mail


short for voice mail. kinda like e-mail, but with voice….
hey, i left you a v-mail yesterday, why the h-ll didn’t you call me back!
2 more definitions
a video message left when the intended recipient is not at his/her webcam.
alexander graham-bell–“h-llo watson! you were supposed to turn on your webcam!! let me know when you get this vmail.”
you have a message, you put it in her box, and it is happily received.
“i delivered a very nice vmail to her last night. she is always happy to receive v-g-n- mail.”

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