v mont
a slang for the state, vermont. v mont was the location for a deca conference in november 2006. v mont is the only place in the world where getting kicked out of the sheraton and having to stay at the best western run by a crazy manager named gary is actually fun. this was also the birthplace of the well known action, or rather form of s-xual harr-ssment, ya fired.
gary, the manger of the best western in burlington, v mont, aks that if you are going to take a heinous sh!t, please take it in the parking lot.
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