v plates
a label given to a person who has not experienced s-xual intercourse, a virgin.
originating from ‘l plate’; a square white sign with a red letter l on it, displayed on the back and front of a vehicle driven by a person who is learning to drive in the uk. l plates are removed from the vehicle once the person is a qualified driver. see l-plate
john lost his v plates at the party last night.
virgin, has not yet had s-xual intercourse, not “broken in”
“look kates still got her v plates”
“yeah but she takes it in the -rs- instead!”
virginity (esp. a woman’s), deriving from the l-plates used by “learner” drivers.
hermione and brad are going at it like rabbits man.
i thought she still had her v-plates?
nope. graduated from them a while ago.
a phrase commonly used to tell others that you have not yet lost your virginity. using this phrase makes people laugh with you about not having s-x, other than them laughing at you.
“dude have you lost ur v’s yet?”
“nah man i’ve still got my v plates”
colloquial reference to the existence of someone’s virginity, based on the ‘plates’ displayed in or on a car, when a learner or probationary driver is behind the wheel.
l plates = learner driver
p plates = probationary driver (not yet full licence)
v plates = virgin
1:”do you still have your v plates?”
2:”yeah, but i’ve lost a couple of demerit points tho… 😉 “
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