V-Safe
a man who has had a vasectomy, thus cannot have children.
a common term in the swinger/adult community. often combined with “d/d free” (drug and disease free) to indicate a guy you can safely have unprotected s-x with with no risk of unwanted pregnancies.
i’m d/d free and v-safe. pick me vanna!
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